Lee Wilkof / Mitchell Goldstein
Terry Beaver / Dr. Montey
Sara Tanaka / Shelly Chan
Ned Benson / Undercover Hippie
Larry Fessenden / Store Clerk
Ryan Patrick Bachand / Sid
Lori Yeghiayan / Veteran Home Receptionist
Heidi Newhart / Angela
Ari Graynor / Jenny
Erin Fritch / Emily Slaff
Wayne Kasserman / Robert
Matthew Carey / Brett Tabisel
Henry Strozier / Dr. Davis
Stephen Rowe / Emergency Room Dr.
John Rue / Hal
Sylvia Kauders / Hattie
Jen Jones / Sophie
Lee Brock / Inappropriate Soccer Mom #1
Barbara Gulan / Inappropriate Soccer Mom #2
Adam LeFevre / Bob Clyde
Bruce Norris / Mr. Barnes
Mx Justin Vivian Bond / Kiki
Kenny Mellman / Herb
Nicole Tubiola / Tabitha
Fran McGee / Martha
Raymond Anthony Thomas / Police Officer
Chuck Patterson / Dean Demarco
John Bliss / Murph
Jack Donner / Kenny
Linda S. Nelson / Mrs. Johnson
Valerie Wright / Nurse
Michael Lawson / Manny
Alberto Vazquez / Manuel - Driver
Robert Emmet Lunney / Principal
Gordon Joseph Weiss / Scraggly Homeless Man
Tonye Patano / Big Mean Teacher (voice)
Francis Benhamou / Monica
Marcia DeBonis / Nurse Lindy
John Farrer / Doctor
Danny Hayden / Lester the Molester
Mizan Kirby / Caterer
Joe Knizeski / Student
Rodrigo Lopresti / Kissing Partygoer
Gray Madder / Bobby
Olga Merediz / Maria
Laura Somma / High school Student