Simon Fanshawe / Self
Stephen Fry / Santa Claus (as Santa Fry)
Justin Fashanu / Self
Derek Jarman / Self
Armistead Maupin / Self
Terry Anderson / Self
Ian McKellen / Self
Martina Navratilova / Self
New York City Gay Men's Chorus / Themselves
Polly Perkins / Self
Paul O'Grady / Lily Savage
Pierre Commoy / unknown
Gilles Blanchard / unknown
Pam St. Clement / Self
Julian Clary / Talking Reindeer (voice) (as Reindeer Clary)
Pedro Almodóvar / Self
Sandra Bernhard / Self
Jimmy Somerville / Self

Sean Borg / Self
Grant Bovey / Self
David Briggs / Self
Jason Byrne / Self
Geoff Capes / Self
Glenn Gordon Caron / Self
Jo Caulfield / Self
Kevin Cecil / Self
Andrew Collins / Self
Michael Crawford / Self
Mary Crosby / Self
Barry Cryer / Self
Andrew Davenport / Self
Martin Deeson / Self
Dominik Diamond / Self
Adrian Dickson / Self
Anita Dobson / Self
Simon Donald / Self
Jim Dowdall / Self
Noel Edmonds / Self
Bobby Elliott / Self
Jeff Evans / Self
Tim Firth / Self
Rebecca Frayn / Self
Rob Frost / Self
Bob Geldof / Self
Janey Godley / Self
Leslie Grantham / Self
Bonnie Greer / Self
Stuart Hall / Self
Tony Hicks / Self
Charlie Higson / Self
Dave Hill / Self
Adam Hills / Self
Rachael Hopper / Self
Ian Hyland / Self
David Jason / Self
Alkarim Jivani / Self
Dom Joly / Self
Aled Jones / Self
Terry Jones / Self
Jason King / Self
Greg Lake / Self
C.P. Lee / Self
Iain Lee / Self
Jona Lewie / Self
Julian Linley / Self
Shane MacGowan / Self
Paul Manning / Self
Arthur Mathews / Self
Alistair McGowan / Self
Malcolm McLaren / Self
Justin Moorhouse / Self
Andrew Morahan / Self
Paul Morley / Self
Simon Nye / Self
Ardal O'Hanlon / Self
Yoko Ono / Self
Michael Palin / Self
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson / Self
Nick Park / Self
Lucy Porter / Self
David Quantick / Self
Fabio Quaradeghini / Self
Paul Rees / Self
Anneka Rice / Self
Andy Riley / Self
Angela Rippon / Self
Rowland Rivron / Self
John Robb / Self
Tony Robinson / Self
Joel Ross / Self
Peter Sallis / Self
David Schneider / Self
Alex Smith / Self
Emily Smith / Self
Jason Solomons / Self
Barbara Stubbles / Self
Brian Stubbles / Self
John Sullivan / Self
Chris Tarrant / Self
Ricky Tomlinson / Self
Midge Ure / Self
Nina Wadia / Self
Don Warrington / Self
Richard Whiteley / Self
Toyah Willcox / Self
Trix Worrell / Self
Gina Yashere / Self
Mark Yates / Self
Patrick Macnee / John Steed (archive footage) (uncredited)