Ana Gasteyer / Margaret Joe McCullen /  Martha Stewart (archive footage)
Phil Hartman / Self /  Mall Patron /  Uncle Billy /  Macey Manager (archive footage)
Phil Hartman / Santa (archive footage)
Jan Hooks / Self /  Jessica Hahn  (archive footage)
Jan Hooks / Mary Bailey (archive footage)
Victoria Jackson / Self /  Christine (archive footage)
Jon Lovitz / Hanukkah Harry / Master Thespian (archive footage)
Jon Lovitz / Mr. Potter (archive footage)
Norm MacDonald / Self /  Weekend Update Anchor (archive footage)
Penny Marshall / Theresa DeCastiglione (archive footage)
Steve Martin / Self (archive footage)
Dennis Miller / Harry Bailey (archive footage)
Garrett Morris / Self /  Frank the Butler (archive footage)
Eddie Murphy / Mister Robinson (archive footage)
Bill Murray / Self /  Host (archive footage)
Mike Myers / Self /  Scott (archive footage)
Rosie O'Donnell / Bella (archive footage)
Cheri Oteri / Rita Delvecchio (archive footage)
Adam Sandler / Self (archive footage)
Molly Shannon / Terry Rialto /  Mom (archive footage)
William Shatner / Self /  Host of 'The Lost Ending to 'It's A Wonderful Life' (archive footage)
Paul Simon / Dave (archive footage)
Jane Curtin / Self (archive footage)
Nora Dunn / Mrs. Claus (archive footage)
Mark McKinney / Dad (archive footage)
Kevin Meaney / Dave (It's a Wonderful Life) (archive footage)
Andy Murphy / Santa Claus (archive footage)
Laraine Newman / Self /  Santy Wrap Commercial (archive footage)
Don Pardo / Self - Announcer
Gilda Radner / Self (archive footage)
David Spade / Rudolph the Elf (archive footage)