Dana Michael Woods / Elf Mickey
Richard Van Vleet / Rondo
Maggie VandenBerghe / Sally
Ronald Lee Clark / Evil Elf Rocky
Nick Abasolo / Theater goer
Peter Aiken-Forderer / Baker Elf
Anthony Anzaldo / Theater goer
Sarah Bella Anzaldo / Theatre ticket taker
Anthony Bagnarol / Painter Elf
Tristan Mari Bonifacio / Theater goer
Tanya Bordelon / Nun
Gloria Brigantino / Theater goer
Benjamin Bromley-Coolidge / Elf
Ashley Brooks / Elf Connie
Joe Casados / Orphan
Juan Antonio Vidal Castillo / Priest
James Del Rio / Policeman
Doug Farrel / Bailiff Elf
Douglas Farrell / Elf
Margarita Farrell / Elf
Edward Hightower / Detective Derek
Marcelino Kafoa / Orphan
Sione Kafoa / Orphan
April Kennedy / Orphan
Mikey Lipsky / Construction Elf
Steven Marroquin / Hip Hop Elf
Trevor McGuire / Theater worker
Lauren Messina / Orphan
Jack Moon / Orphan
Zoe Moon / Orphan
Samantha Morfin / Orphan
Taylor Morgan / Theater goer
Brittney Nusbaum / Elf
Melanie Nusbaum / Elf
Leonard Pirkle / Homeless Man
Madison Stewart / Orphan
Alicia Tovar / Theater worker
Nico Virga / Orphan Joey
Dillon Wall / Theater goer
Jon Winchell / Theater goer
Mika Winkler / Elf
Derek Zemrak / Theatre Owner

Jackie Tohn / Self
Jon Rudnitsky / Self
Nick Swardson / Self
Doug Benson / Self
Kurt Braunohler / Self
Jade Catta-Preta / Self
Jason Sklar / Self
Randy Sklar / Self
Pete Lee / Self
Kristin Hensley / Self
Jennifer Smedley / Self
Adam Carolla / Self
Stephen Kramer Glickman / Self
Scott Aukerman / Self
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes / Self
Josh Wolf / Self
Jessimae Peluso / Self
Nicholas Rutherford / Self
Jordan Baum / Self
Josh Adam Meyers / Self
Stephen Rannazzisi / Self
Adam Ray / Self
Brad Williams / Self
Jeremiah Watkins / Self
Tom Rhodes / Self
Wendy Liebman / Self
Wayne Federman / Self
Justin Martindale / Self
Sandy Danto / Self
Tony Hinchcliffe / Self
Steve Byrne / Self
Chaunte Wayans / Self
Henry Phillips / Self
Lisa Ann Walter / Self
Hal Sparks / Self
Jimmy Pardo / Self
Adam Conover / Self
Michelle Ortiz / Self
Ingrid Gillming / Self
Jennifer Karr / Self
Stephanie 'Stevvi' Alexander / Self
Johnny Pemberton / Self
Zoe Friedman / Self
Amber J. Lawson / Self
Joe Sib / Self
Austin Aronson / Self
Rich Fulcher / Self
Richard Lewis / Self
Faith Loop / Self
Brooke Story / Self