Seth MacFarlane
/ Brian Griffin as Robby / Dr. Elmer Hartman / God (voice) Seth MacFarlane
/ Carter Pewterschmidt as King Herod (voice) Seth MacFarlane
/ Glenn Quagmire as Wise Man (voice) Seth MacFarlane
/ Peter Griffin as Joseph (voice) Seth MacFarlane
/ Stewie Griffin as Jesus (voice) Alex Borstein
/ Lois Griffin as Mary (voice) Seth Green
/ Chris Griffin as Drummer Boy (voice) Mila Kunis
/ Meg Griffin as Donkey (voice) Mike Henry
/ Cleveland Brown as Wise Man / Consuela as Virginity Coach/ Bruce the Performance Artist as Angel Gabriel (voice) John G. Brennan
/ Mort Goldman as Innkeeper (voice)
Dre thinks Christmas has become commercialized and is all about "stuff," and no one loves "stuff" more than his kids. Pops and Ruby think they have forgotten the true meaning of Christmas and come up with a new plan to pare down gifts and spend more time together. The kids don't handle the news well and hope that if they put on their best behavior Dre and Bow will cave in. Meanwhile, Daphne Lido (played by Wanda Sykes), who is single for her first holiday alone, invites herself to the Johnson family home to celebrate with them.