Dorian Healy / Scrooge as a Schoolboy
John Grillo / Caroline's Husband
John Le Mesurier / Marley's Ghost
John Ringham / Charity Gentleman
John Salthouse / Scrooge as a Young Man
June Brown / Mrs. Dilber
Maev Alexander / Fred's Wife
Michael Hordern / Scrooge as a Young Man
Michael Mulcaster / Ghost Of Christmas Future
Nicholas John / Dick Wilkins
Patricia Quinn / Ghost of Christmas Past
Paul Copley / Fred
Paul Kegg / Musician at start of film
Roy Desmond / Businessman
Stephen Churchett / John
Timothy Chasin / Tiny Tim
Tracey Childs / Fan
Tricia George / Little Blonde
Veronica Doran / Caroline
Will Stampe / Fezziwig
Zelah Clarke / Martha Cratchit
Zoe Wanamaker / Belle

Lisa Maxwell / Cinders
Paul Shane / Wishee Washee

Natalie Casey / Self
Christine Cheetham / Self
John Coates / Self
Brendan Coogan / Self
Michael Crawford / Self
Kevin Day / Self
Simon Donald / Self
Michele Dotrice / Self
Diana Dyer / Self
Noel Edmonds / Self
Keith Emerson / Self
Ian Gibbs / Self
David Graham / Self
Krishnan Guru-Murthy / Self
Adrian Hall / Self
Barbara Handler / Self
Ruth Handler / Self
Wayne Hemingway / Self
Carolyn Hitt / Self
Sally Ann Howes / Self
Jan Hunt / Self
Cindy Jackson / Self
Aled Jones / Self
John Kettley / Self
James King / Self
Andrew Lane / Self
Greg Lake / Self
Lauren Laverne / Self
Sally Lindsay / Self
Ian Liston / Self
Shauna Lowry / Self
Penny Mallory / Self
Don Maclean / Self
Steve McKenna / Self
John Mitchell / Self
Neil Mullarkey / Self
Val Nelson / Self
Renato Pagliari / Self
Val Penny / Self
Jenny Powell / Self
David Quantick / Self
Greg Proops / Self
Bryan Pringle / Self
Mark Radcliffe / Self
Shane Rimmer / Self
Heather Ripley / Self
Ian St. John / Self
Richard M. Sherman / Self
Robert B. Sherman / Self
Lisa Snowdon / Self
Trevor Spencer / Self
Ed Stewart / Self
John Stvan / Self
John Thomson / Self
Anthea Turner / Self
Emma Ware / Self
Toyah Willcox / Self
Terry Wogan / Self
Frank Worthington / Self
Gina Yashere / Self
Rowan Atkinson / (archive footage)
Bobby Ball / (archive footage)
Gary Barlow / (archive footage)
Christopher Biggins / (archive footage)
Cilla Black / Self (archive footage)
David Bowie / Self (archive footage)
Johnny Briggs / (archive footage)
Tommy Cannon / (archive footage)
Bernie Clifton / (archive footage)
Dana / (archive footage)
Anita Dobson / (archive footage)
Kenny Everett / (archive footage)
Fenella Fielding / (archive footage)
Gert Fröbe / (archive footage)
Peter Glaze / (archive footage)
Leslie Grantham / (archive footage)
Deryck Guyler / Self (archive footage)
Johnny Morris / (archive footage)
Anita Harris / Self (archive footage)
Carl Palmer / (archive footage)
Robert Helpmann / (archive footage)
Lenny Henry / (archive footage)
Benny Hill / (archive footage)
Nerys Hughes / (archive footage)
John Inman / (archive footage)
Polly James / (archive footage)
Kid Jensen / (archive footage)
Davy Kaye / (archive footage)
Dudley Moore / (archive footage)
Peter Powell / (archive footage)
Anna Quayle / (archive footage)
James Robertson Justice / (archive footage)
Telly Savalas / (archive footage)
Jimmy Savile / Self (archive footage)
Phillip Schofield / (archive footage)
Bill Shankly / (archive footage)
Feargal Sharkey / (archive footage)
Peter Skellern / (archive footage)
Mel Smith / (archive footage)
Gillian Taylforth / (archive footage)
Stanley Unwin / (archive footage)
Dick Van Dyke / (archive footage)
Tom Watt / (archive footage)
Richard Wattis / (archive footage)
Barbara Windsor / (archive footage)
Norman Wisdom / (archive footage)
Mike Yarwood / (archive footage)

Sean Borg / Self
Grant Bovey / Self
David Briggs / Self
Jason Byrne / Self
Geoff Capes / Self
Glenn Gordon Caron / Self
Jo Caulfield / Self
Kevin Cecil / Self
Andrew Collins / Self
Michael Crawford / Self
Mary Crosby / Self
Barry Cryer / Self
Andrew Davenport / Self
Martin Deeson / Self
Dominik Diamond / Self
Adrian Dickson / Self
Anita Dobson / Self
Simon Donald / Self
Jim Dowdall / Self
Noel Edmonds / Self
Bobby Elliott / Self
Jeff Evans / Self
Tim Firth / Self
Rebecca Frayn / Self
Rob Frost / Self
Bob Geldof / Self
Janey Godley / Self
Leslie Grantham / Self
Bonnie Greer / Self
Stuart Hall / Self
Tony Hicks / Self
Charlie Higson / Self
Dave Hill / Self
Adam Hills / Self
Rachael Hopper / Self
Ian Hyland / Self
David Jason / Self
Alkarim Jivani / Self
Dom Joly / Self
Aled Jones / Self
Terry Jones / Self
Jason King / Self
Greg Lake / Self
C.P. Lee / Self
Iain Lee / Self
Jona Lewie / Self
Julian Linley / Self
Shane MacGowan / Self
Paul Manning / Self
Arthur Mathews / Self
Alistair McGowan / Self
Malcolm McLaren / Self
Justin Moorhouse / Self
Andrew Morahan / Self
Paul Morley / Self
Simon Nye / Self
Ardal O'Hanlon / Self
Yoko Ono / Self
Michael Palin / Self
Tara Palmer-Tomkinson / Self
Nick Park / Self
Lucy Porter / Self
David Quantick / Self
Fabio Quaradeghini / Self
Paul Rees / Self
Anneka Rice / Self
Andy Riley / Self
Angela Rippon / Self
Rowland Rivron / Self
John Robb / Self
Tony Robinson / Self
Joel Ross / Self
Peter Sallis / Self
David Schneider / Self
Alex Smith / Self
Emily Smith / Self
Jason Solomons / Self
Barbara Stubbles / Self
Brian Stubbles / Self
John Sullivan / Self
Chris Tarrant / Self
Ricky Tomlinson / Self
Midge Ure / Self
Nina Wadia / Self
Don Warrington / Self
Richard Whiteley / Self
Toyah Willcox / Self
Trix Worrell / Self
Gina Yashere / Self
Mark Yates / Self
Patrick Macnee / John Steed (archive footage) (uncredited)

Frank Bruno / Doorman
Chas Hodges / Chas (as Chas 'n' Dave)
Dave Peacock / Dave (as Chas 'n' Dave)
Ronald Ferguson / Major Ronald Ferguson
Rod Hull / Rod Hull
Lesley Joseph / Lesley Joseph
Ian Tough / Ian Krankie (as The Krankies)
Janette Tough / Wee Jimmy Krankie (as The Krankies)
Lisa Lachey / Unknown
Rustie Lee / Rustie Lee (as Rusty Lee)
Kenneth MacDonald / Mike Fisher
Paul McKenna / Paul McKenna
Helen Mirren / Supt. Jane Tennison
Sonia / Sonia
Tom O'Connor / Compère
Angela Rippon / Angela Rippon
Jim Rosenthal / Jim Rosenthal
Paul Ross / Paul Ross
Dale Winton / Dale Winton
Jean-Claude Van Damme / Jean-Claude Van Damme
Michael Van Wijk / Wolf