Sam talks Dick into buying Angela a car for Christmas, but Sam gets the car stolen before they make it home. Meanwhile, Angela unsuccessfully tries to keep Melanie from finding out what Sam got for her.
Stan's obsession over an apple pie at the diner made by a frail old lady who is sickly and out, brings him to new lows in the quest for more pie. Molly and Chelsea join a men-only singing club after a group vote, ticking Fred off.
