Lucy Hopkins / Auntie Val
Joyce Townsley / Vera Goodard
Alex Horne / Self
Spencer Jones / Dad
Nicola Harness / Viki Wilson
Sophia Di Martino / Mum
Ben Reynolds / Self
Alison Darksus / Madalicat
Ed Sheldrake / Self
Vicky McClure / Vicky McClure
Sumudu Jayatilaka / Self
Tim Bryn Smith / Gay
Paul Daniels / Self
Michael Radford / Photographer
Nadi Kemp-Sayfi / Tanya
Carol Jones / Customer
Aja Ireland / Customer
Natasia Demetriou / Mara
Aisling Bea / Agent
Jamie Demetriou / Jamie
Matt King / Joke Writer
Lolly Adefope / Lolly
Bridget Christie / Joke Writer
Mike Wozniak / Man In Front
Ed Gamble / Unknown
Cariad Lloyd / Mum
Kieran Hodgson / Joke Writer
Dara Ó Briain / Data O Briain
Nish Kumar / Nish
Justin Moorhouse / Santa
Alistair Green / Al
Edward Easton / Ed
Sam Simmons / Joke Writer
Margaret Cabourn-Smith / Liberal Parent
Mike Wilmot / Joke Writer
Tom Parry / Tom
Brian Limond / Unknown
Kath Hughes / Kath
Matthew Crosby / Matthew
Tessa Coates / Unknown
Pamela Lyne / Granny
Ben Clark / Ben
James Meehan / James
Tom Neenan / Unknown
David Trent / Unknown
Joseph Morpurgo / Dad
Alex Horne & The Horne Section / Themselves
Nina Smith / Unknown
Trygve Wakenshaw / Cliftracts Penktinkerton
Ellie White / Liberal Parent
Libby Northedge / Unknown
James Acaster / Self
Emily Atack / Fran
Mo Gilligan / Kyle
Martin Trenaman / Colin
Cheryl Fergison / Self
Humza Arshad / Saj
Scott Edwards / Self
Liz Jeeves / Self
Philip Hollobone / Self
Karen Adhemar / Self
Omar Mohidin / Colleague
James Burton / Self
Eric Sithole / Self

David Warwick / The Barman
Stephen Tate / Skab
Robin Driscoll / Chopper
Stifyn Parri / Dano
Ron Tarr / Big Belly
Valentine Nonyela / Duane
Symond Lawes / Wayne
Will Bates / Toby
Paul Daniels / Self
Tina Simmons / Party Guest

Paul Daniels / Self (archive footage)
Gary Davies / Self (archive footage)
Les Dennis / Various Characters (archive footage)
Jason Donovan / Self (archive footage)
Val Doonican / Self (archive footage)
Noel Edmonds / Self (archive footage)
Yvette Fielding / Self (archive footage)
Ronald Forfar / Self (archive footage)
Bruce Forsyth / Self (archive footage)
Dawn French / Self (archive footage)
Matt Goss / Self (archive footage)
Leslie Grantham / Den Watts (archive footage)
Sarah Greene / Self (archive footage)
Judith Hann / Self (archive footage)
Simon Hickson / Self (archive footage)
Peter Howitt / Joey Boswell (archive footage)
Howard Jacobson / Self (archive footage)
Clive James / Self (archive footage)
David Jenkins / Self (archive footage)
Caron Keating / Self (archive footage)
Simon Le Bon / Self (archive footage)
Gary Lovini / Self (archive footage)
Peter Macann / Self (archive footage)
Sally Magnusson / Self (archive footage)
Bernard Manning / Self (archive footage)
Debbie McGee / Self (archive footage)
Kylie Minogue / Self (archive footage)
Bob Monkhouse / Self (archive footage)
Jonathon Morris / Adrian Boswell (archive footage)
Alison Moyet / Self (archive footage)
Bryan Murray / Shifty Boswell (archive footage)
Trevor Neal / Self (archive footage)
Elaine Paige / Self (archive footage)
Maggie Philbin / Self (archive footage)
Enoch Powell / Self (archive footage)
Pamela Power / Martina (archive footage)
Cliff Richard / Self (archive footage)
Jennifer Saunders / Self (archive footage)
Phillip Schofield / Self (archive footage)
Howard Stableford / Self (archive footage)
Margaret Thatcher / Self (archive footage)
Anthea Turner / Self (archive footage)
Terry Wogan / Self (archive footage)