Simon Chandler / Hospital Parent
Elvis Costello / Elvis Costello
Alan Cumming / Piers
The Dream Boys / The Dream Boys
David Fahm / Enzo
Jason Flemyng / Brad
Neil Fox / Radio D.J. (voice)
Stephen Fry / Judge
Bob Geldof / Bob Geldof
Llewella Gideon / Nurse
Guy Gowan / Waiter
Richard E. Grant / Clifford
Jools Holland / Musical Director
Bob Hoskins / Bob Hoskins
Barry Humphries / Kevin McMaxford
Elton John / Elton John
Craig Kelly / Nervous Guy
Hugh Laurie / Poirot
Meat Loaf / Dennis
Marian McLoughlin / Hospital Parent
Kevin McNally / Policeman
Roger Moore / Chief
Naoko Mori / Nicola
Neil Mullarkey / Barnaby
Richard O'Brien / Damien
Steven O'Donnell / Jess
Bill Paterson / Brian
Jonathan Ross / Jonathan Ross
Claire Rushbrook / Deborah
Jennifer Saunders / Fashionable Woman
Simon Shepherd / Doctor
Catherine Shipton / Midwife
Peter Sissons / Newsreader
Denise Stephenson / Jack and Evie's Mother
Perdita Weeks / Evie
George Wendt / Film Producer
Dominic West / Photographer
Simon Ellis / Spice Band Member
Andy Gangadeen / Spice Band Member
Paul Gendler / Spice Band Member
Fergus Gerrand / Spice Band Member
Steve Lewinson / Spice Band Member
Michael Martin / Spice Band Member
Mark McKinney / Graydon